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Babylon 5
Russell Baker
Honoré de Balzac
J.M. Barrie
Gerald Barry
Wayne R. Bartz
Charles Baudelaire
Anne S. Baumgartner
Samuel Beckett
Eric Temple Bell
Gregory Benford
Bernard Berenson
Hector Berlioz

Lisa Bernbach
Ambrose Bierce
William Blake
Iwan Bloch
Niels Bohr
Robert Bolt
Henry Boston
Born to Hula
Mary Borsellino
Gerald Brenan
Lenny Bruce
Lois McMaster Bujold
Samuel Butler



BABYLON 5

"There is no normal life, Michael. There's just life."

 

RUSSELL BAKER

People who have the power to make things happen don't do the things that people do, so they don't know what needs to happen.

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

 

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.

Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad.

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

 

J.M. BARRIE

Peter Pan

And off we skip like the most heartless things in the world, for that is what children are, and have a most selfish time, and when we feel in need of that special attention we nobly return to it, confident that we will be embraced instead of smacked.
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"I thought all the fairies were dead," Mrs. Darling said.
"There are always a lot of young ones," explained Wendy, who was now quite an authority, "because you see when a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always fairies. They live in nests on the tops of trees; and the mauve ones are boys and the white ones are girls, and the blue ones are just little sillies who are not sure what they are."

Life is a long lesson in humility.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

 

GERALD BARRY

Democracy: in which you say what you like and do what you're told.

 

WAYNE R. BARTZ

The more ridiculous the belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

 

CHARLES BAUDELAIRE

Love is the desire to prostitute oneself.

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

 

ANNE S. BAUMGARTNER

A Comprehensive Dictionary of the Gods

Idols: Statues that intolerant mortals assume are actually thought to be gods. The intolerant mortals call their own idols statues.
Incantation: A prayer: I pray, you make incantations, he calls upon demons to produce heathen deviltry.
Magic: A form of science not acceptable to scientists because they are unable to explain it.
Miracle: A supernatural event produced by the god or goddess currently in power. When produced by any other god or goddess it is called witchcraft.
Mythology: 1. A defunct religion. 2. A religion held in disbelief by the person discussing it.
Occult: Unconventional religion. When a religion becomes conventional, it is no longer considered to be occult. This is known as scientific truth-seeking.
Theology: A rational discussion about gods. This is a contradiction in terms.

 

SAMUEL BECKETT

That desert of loneliness and recrimination that men call love.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

 

ERIC TEMPLE BELL

That is precisely what common sense is for, to be jarred into uncommon sense.
- Mathematics: The Queen of Sciences

 

GREGORY BENFORD

Any technology distiguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

 

BERNARD BERENSON

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant as you were a year ago.

 

HECTOR BERLIOZ

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

 

LISA BERNBACH

Cynicism... more than a pose, it's also a handy time saver. By deflating your companion's enthusiasm, you can cut conversation in half.
- The Official Preppy Handbook

 

AMBROSE BIERCE

The Devil's Dictionary

Bore, n.: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Love, n: a temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disease... it is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

 

WILLIAM BLAKE

Love seeketh not itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its ease,
And builds a heaven in hell's despair.

Love seeketh only itself to please,
To bind another to its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a hell in heaven's despite.
- Songs of Experience

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

 

IWAN BLOCH

I think all attempts to fight immorality are needless and double-edged, for they never reach their goal. In addition to this they unfortunately always endanger the freedom or science and art.
- Sexualleben unserer Zeit

 

NIELS BOHR

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

 

ROBERT BOLT

Morality's not practical. Morality's a gesture. A complicated gesture learnt from books.
- A Man for All Seasons

 

HENRY BOSTON

We need another, wiser and perhaps more mystical concept of animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his knowledge and sees, thereby, a feather magnified, and the whole image in distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err, and greatly err, for the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world far older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with senses we have lost, or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not out brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of earth.
- The Outermost House

 

BORN TO HULA

A cell to an organism is what an organism is to an ecosystem is what an ecosystem is to a planet is what a planet is to a solar system is what a solar system is to a galaxy is what a galaxy is to a god-knows-what.
   Your sense of self comes from an artificial, purely symbolic separation of the organism from the ecosystem, a co-optation of the cell, molecule, proton and electron and so forth, a disruption in the 'is to a' chain. Like a tree is not really a tree, we assigned to it the meaning of tree. We're a step, a link in a chain, proclaiming itself an entity all of its own, separate from the whole. And then you wonder why you have existential angst, why everyone goes in search of meaning, why we invented god to give us a new framework to exist within after we rejected and denied the one we're already members of. A soul gives us coherence. It acts on a part of the whole we are so tightly incorporated into, yanks us out, makes us freestanding. It's eternal, it's distinct. It's also completely made up.
   Your meaning cannot be self-contained. Just like a person can't survive in a sealed plastic container, no matter how efficient their organs.

 

MARY BORSELLINO

I think it's better to have a regular sort of life, and love somebody when they're boiling gabbages and getting in tempers, and curling up beside you in bed every night. That's a much better kind of love than a pretty one that ends in sad and lovely paintings.
- Pretty Good Year

Awareness costs us innocence, that's the beauty and ache of it. Winter and summer, you see, are things defined by each other. But - as my uncle knew that afternoon and I know now, and now and then are not so far apart as all that - the cost of a thing is a measure of its value, and experience casts a particular kind of sweet light over the small good things a life can hold.
- Mary Borsellino, West of the Moon: Swing

Textual Poaching, or fanfiction as it is more commonly known, is a chance for the audience of a text to take a role in the creation of tertiary elements within... yeah. That. Also known as 'nerdy perverts make fictional characters bonk and have angst'.

 

GERALD BRENAN

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.
- Thoughts in a Dry Season

 

LENNY BRUCE

Liberals can understand everything but the people who don't understand them.


LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD

Barrayar

Any community's arm of force - military, police, security - needs people in it who can do neccesary evil, and yet not be made evil by it. To do only the necessary and no more. To constantly question the assumptions, to stop the slide into atrocity.
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But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.
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My home is not a place, it is people.
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Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible.
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"A Count Vorkosigan has never been an experimental laboratory animal, either."
"There you go, then. He serves Barrayar even before he's born. Not a bad start on a life of honor."

A Civil Campaign

Nothing is more guaranteed to make one act like a child than to be treated as one.
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Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.
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A hundred objective measurements didn't sum the worth of a garden; only the delight of its users did that. Only the use made it mean something.
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Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste... years, trying to get someone to give that respect to you, as though it were a sort of promotion or raise in pay. If only you do enough, if only you are good enough. No. You have to just... take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that and walk away. But that's hard.
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Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
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You don't pay back your parents. You can't. The debt you owe them gets collected by your children, who hand it down in turn. It's a sort of entailment. Or if you don't have children of the body, it's left as a debt to your common humanity. Or to your God, if you possess or are possessed by one.

Ethan of Athos

"I doubt everything, you see."
Ethan thought this over. "Encountering the truth must be horribly confusing for you, then."
Millisor's lips twitched dryly. "Fortunately, it happens very seldom."
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"No Colonel. I remember Okita. I can understand a man being a killer, I think. But a bored killer?"
"Okita is only a tool. The surgeon's knife."
"Then your service has turned a man into a thing." An old quote drifted through Ethan's memory: By their fruits you shall know them...

Memory

The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
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His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. She had emphasized the corollary of this axiom even more vehemently: when you desired a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would create it.
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I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose…though not always what I pleased.

Mirror Dance

I do think, half of what we call madness is just some poor slob dealing with pain by a strategy that annoys the people around him.
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Sometimes insanity is not a tragedy. Sometimes, it's a strategy for survival. Sometimes... it's a triumph.
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Lives did not add as intergers. They added as infinities.
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I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow is…the higher achievement.
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It's important that someone celebrate our existence... People are the only mirror we have to see ourselves in. The domain of all meaning. All virtue, all evil, are contained only in people. There is none in the universe at large.

"Harder to make peace, between totally vile enemies," Miles reflected. "War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with."
- The Vor Game

"Then don't wish to be normal," said Miles passionately, rising to pace. "You'll only waste your precious time in futile frustration. Wish to be great! That at least you have a fighting chance for. Great at whatever you are. A great trooper, a great sergeant. A great quartermaster, for God's sake, if that's what comes with ease. A great musician like Nicol - only think how horrible if she were wasting her talents trying to be merely normal."
- "Labyrinth"

 

SAMUEL BUTLER

The tendency of modern science is to reduce proof to absurdity by continually reducing absurdity to proof.

If God considered woman a fit helpmeet for man, he must have had a very poor opinion of man.

All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.