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SALVADOR DALI
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not
mad.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
DARIA
- a cartoon
"This is going to depress me, isn't it."
JAYE DAVIDSON
Some people are so precious - all this hoo-ha about bad role
models and positive images! Of course gay people are murderers,
bigamists, drug addicts and nasty people - just as much as heterosexual
people are all of these things. What it all boils down to is,
we are all people, and we all have the same human desires. It
just happens that some desires go this way and some desires go
that way. It's sad when people are oppressed. But it's a question
of rising above it. Personally, mentally and, if you have to,
physically.
HUGO DEMARTINI
People are always talking about tradition, but they forget we
have a tradition of a few hundred years of nonsense and stupidity,
that there is a tradition of idiocy, incompetence and crudity.
DENIS DIDEROT
A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned
it. What has never been gone into impartially has never been properly
gone into. Hence scepticism is the first step toward truth. It
must be applied generally, because it is the touchstone.
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient
about it.
DISCORDIANISM
~ a religion/a joke/a joke posing as a religion/a religion posing
as a joke/take your pick.
Onward Christian Soldiers,
Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam,
Fight till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles,
Join the thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory
Of Dis-cord-i-a.
Yah, yah, yah,
Yah, yah, yah, yah.
Blffffffffffft.
- An Erisian Hymn by Rev. Dr. Mungojerry Grindlebone, KOB Episkopos,
The Rayville Apple Panthers
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear; and, behold, do
ye now complain that ye lack freedom.
- Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C, 'The Epistle to the Paranoids',
'The Honest Book of Truth'
If the telephone rings today... water it!
- Rev. Thomas, Gnostic N.Y.C. Cabal
Death to all fanatics!
- a banner in an Illuminati flier
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever
end.
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the
blunder of a life.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
DR. RUDOLF DREIKURS
The complaints which anyone voices against his mate indicate
exactly the qualities which stimulated attraction before marriage.
- The Challenge of Marriage
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